Sneaky,
Sly,
Stealth.
His weapon concealed
Beneath the water.
Out of sight,
Imperceptible,
To those who love him most.
“Up, up,”
“Up, up.”
He looks for an ally
For his coming crime –
A partner
To help carry out his bidding.
“Up, up,”
“Up, up.”
Two hands extend.
Two more hands reach out.
From the water he arises
Like a liquid hyena –
Smirk upon his face,
Cackle from his hinged-open jaw.
Two feet touch down,
And hell breaks loose.
POP!
“Hahaha!”
Stomp, stomp, stomp!
Death to the carpet.
A near hit to my foot.
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Hahaha. I was hoping this was what I thought it was when I saw it on Facebook, and it is. Although I was thinking more along the lines of you almost got peed on, so this is actually better than I was expecting.
More disgusting also.
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Yes… Pretty gross. I tried to flower it up with poetry, but it’s a tough sell :). It was really funny when it happened though. He was cackling like a maniac and stomping around – thinking he had just done the funniest thing in the history of bathing.
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